someone owes me an orgasm
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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