Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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