So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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