I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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