Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Do vagina's smell?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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