She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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