there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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