Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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