Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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