Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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