lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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