Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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