I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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