I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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