it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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