wat bout pragnant strippers??
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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