dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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