doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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