have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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