It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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