Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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