She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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