? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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