sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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