Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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