well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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