i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
How naked do you want me to be?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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