mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
