I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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