I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
