? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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