I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I FOUND THE LEGS
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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