I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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