very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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