You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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