Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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