I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Shame - the story of my life.
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