It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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