Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
false alarm, still single
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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