those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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