The maid of honor just puked.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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