When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
