Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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