2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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