After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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