ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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