You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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