He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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