He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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