Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
please come you make the beer taste better
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
This baby is an asshole
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
