i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
